Isaac Marion, Warm Bodies
my favourite book which you probably knew already warm bodies isaac marion
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my favourite book which you probably knew already warm bodies isaac marion
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I need a moment to process this
I just dropped my spoon
I can’t breathe
DAY BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY OMG HALP
sherlock
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
omg
Calling this now! Doesn’t Robert Sheehan look like he’s dressed as movie version R from Warm Bodies?!
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MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME THIS AND I CAN”T STOP FREAKIN ABOUT IT
LIKE THIS GIRL IS A FUCKIN DEMON OR SOMEIHTGN
JUST WATCH IT
wut
8oo:
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
drunk with power, steven moffat declares that the doctor’s name is “steven moffat”
makes sense really doctor who
